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Seita Firemaster
March 11th, 2009, 12:42 AM
Lots of grown up things on this. So um yeah....... KIDS BEWARE!!!!

Also my bail is 110.50


1) Smoked pot -- $10

2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

6) Went streaking -- $5

7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20

9)Kissed your boss --$50

10) Been arrested -- $5

11) Spent time in jail -- $15

12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50

13) Played spin the bottle -- $5

14) Done something you regret -- $20

15) Slept with your best friend -- $20

16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

17) Went skinny dipping -- $5

18) Been slapped-- $5

19) Slapped someone-- $5

20) Beat up someone -- $20

21) Been jumped -- $10

22) Ever had sex at church -- $25

23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25

24) Cheated on test -- $50

25) Vandalized something -- $20

26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100

27) Crossed dressed -- $10

28) Given money to stripper -- $25

29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

33) Ever drive drunk -- $20

34) Used toys while having sex -- $30

35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

36) Had sex in a pool -- $20

37) Masturbated -- $10

38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

39) Done oral -- $5

40) Got oral -- $5

41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

43) Stole something -- $10

44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25

45) Made a dirty home video -- $15

46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30

47) Had a threesome -- $50

48) Had sex in a public place-- $20

49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25

53) Lied to your mate -- $5

54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Baiscly tally up all that you have done and thats your bail for something or another. Got this on facebook.

.:'Xari
March 11th, 2009, 02:25 AM
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$580
16 & 30 are the same things.



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Haxes
March 11th, 2009, 02:38 AM
...everyone can pinpoint the people who pee in pools now.

Lol, mine was 5 dollars more then yours Seita.

Flame Champion
March 11th, 2009, 02:47 AM
$860.50

I only missed:

10 (meh)
11 (meh)
16 (meh, I'm too good for that)
22 (on my list)
27 (i feel no shame in not doing this)
29 (i've never been pulled over by a female cop)
30 (same as 16)
52 (hoping to change that)

Seita Firemaster
March 11th, 2009, 02:54 AM
I am to good of a person. I need to do more things. >_>

S l o x
March 11th, 2009, 05:21 AM
$155.50

Danny
March 11th, 2009, 07:10 AM
$95.50

LOL.

Jedah
March 11th, 2009, 01:54 PM
$65.00

20. I fought the older kids in school.
34. If DS while getting h34d counts. ;#
37. #:
40. See 34.

Flame Champion
March 11th, 2009, 02:58 PM
$65.00

20. I fought the older kids in school.
34. If DS while getting h34d counts. ;#
37. #:
40. See 34.

I used to think you were cool man.

Enjoy
March 11th, 2009, 03:24 PM
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
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Done something you regret -- $20
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Been slapped -- $5
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(the 1st one was BEFORE we started dating ;o)
$75

Seita Firemaster
March 11th, 2009, 09:14 PM
Wow. I honestly thought Jedahs would be really high.

Danny
March 11th, 2009, 09:21 PM
I missed crossdressing.

$105.50

.:'Xari
March 11th, 2009, 10:54 PM
XDDD

I admit nothing besides my $.



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Jin
March 11th, 2009, 11:37 PM
$275.50
>__>

Omega Red
March 12th, 2009, 02:18 AM
505.50 lol

Timekeeper
March 12th, 2009, 02:31 AM
$65.50
lol at the .50

I guess Ima good person.

Sax
March 12th, 2009, 02:58 AM
$655.

And ewwww @ all of you who pee in pools!!! the 0.50 at the end gives it away!

Flame Champion
March 12th, 2009, 03:01 AM
moar people need to make out with teachers. You're all so repressed.

Seita Firemaster
March 13th, 2009, 11:49 PM
We are all not as strange as you FC.

Flame Champion
March 14th, 2009, 06:24 AM
We are all not as strange as you FC.

=/

Danny
March 14th, 2009, 08:27 AM
We are all not as awesome as you FC.

Fix'd

NecroHands
March 14th, 2009, 08:35 AM
340.50

Not bad xD

Twitter
March 14th, 2009, 01:21 PM
1) Smoked pot -- $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
14) Done something you regret -- $20
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
18) Been slapped-- $5
19) Slapped someone-- $5
20) Beat up someone -- $20
21) Been jumped -- $10
24) Cheated on test -- $50
25) Vandalized something -- $20
27) Crossed dressed -- $10
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
37) Masturbated -- $10
40) Got oral -- $5
43) Stole something -- $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
53) Lied to your mate -- $5

$415.50

Wow....

Snake Plissken
March 14th, 2009, 03:03 PM
Is over a 1000 bad ?

Jedah
March 14th, 2009, 03:06 PM
I used to think you were cool man.

Wow. I honestly thought Jedahs would be really high.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine! I'll take the time to do a real one. :/

5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 (Apparently, I didn't mean it)
14) Done something you regret -- $20 (On more than one occasion)
15) Slept with your best friend -- $20 (She used to be my best friend)
18) Been slapped-- $5 (Pfft. Women)
19) Slapped someone-- $5 (Dude said that Magic sucked)
20) Beat up someone -- $20 (I am a badass)
23) Dated someone you met on MySpace -- $25 (Well, technically I looked her up on MySpace)
25) Vandalized something -- $20 (I broke something at the Church of Scientology in DeKalb)
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100 (my parent's bed is my bed; they died)
31) Kissed some one whose name you didn't know --$10 (She was hot. >>)
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 (Almost every day XD)
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30 (DS counts XD)
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 (Apparently, I hit on BP and Mike XD)
37) Masturbated -- $10 (*shrug* Who doesn't?)
39) Done oral (cunninglingus; I am not gay) -- $5
40) Got oral -- $5 (Obv~)
41) Got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25 (r04dh34d=fun)
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30 (Vlad and Jake Make A Porno XD)
47) Had a threesome -- $50 (<33333333333333333333)
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20 (Kekekekeke!!)
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 (Even though I was younger than everyone, I was invited to all the parties in high school :/)
53) Lied to your mate -- $5 (My hobby: lying about insignificant things)
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 (I said it wasn't XD)

I want to do 36, but I have never been in a pool before, believe it or not. Also, I have never used non-prescription drugs or prescription drugs for anything other than the intended use.

TOTAL: $515

soullesshunter
March 14th, 2009, 03:17 PM
why is going to jail 5 points i mean i'd was hoping to get some points out of that damit

385.50

Flame Champion
March 15th, 2009, 06:55 AM
Is over a 1000 bad ?
considering the whole list only adds up to $1010.50, I would probably call you a liar.

and a cross dresser.

Snake Plissken
March 15th, 2009, 11:39 AM
Oh you dont add up muti of single things. If not mine is around 480.

Omega Red
March 15th, 2009, 05:45 PM
if i added multiples it'd be over 9000

Danny
March 15th, 2009, 06:02 PM
$205.50

i missed more than crossdressing xD

Seita Firemaster
March 15th, 2009, 07:22 PM
Wow. I do nothing.