Jedah
April 13th, 2010, 03:51 PM
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I have 5000 posts. I will keep this short and sweet.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
I have a peculiar vernacular coupled with a vast vocabulator and an arcane knowledge of the English language, which is used as a somewhat arbitrary, yet distinguishing, factor. Academically, I enjoy English and Literature in all its forms (save for a few abominations [See: Twilight]), but I also seek any form of knowledge. I also despise this generation's gradual descent into Orwellian newspeak. I hope the colloquial invalids one day realize their corruption and change their wicked ways for the collective good. I am invariably a Caucasian, middle-class male. My parents were normal, vanilla folks. I attended a public school, pulling high grades with ease and relative disinterest (I live in Georgia). I did not really "gel" with most of the other kids; I found them boring, and they found me to be two years younger. My contempt for the average person only grew with my age, but never seizing control like in some emo dipshit. When someone who could barely read became injured, I guffawed; when a stuck-up harlot became afflicted with a venereal disease, I smirked. I eventually learned to dismiss thoughts of negativity. I have tangible colleagues, but I do not like most of them enough to call them "friends." I much prefer the people online. If they annoy me, I can merely block and/or ignore them with little-to-no social ramifications. I have many allergies and medical problems, but I like to make the most of life. I enjoy music (most specifically the melodies and lyrics of Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, and System Of A Down) more than most things in life. I am also the chillest bastard this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Thank you for reading my poppycock.
MENTIONS
Vincent K, Flame Champion, and Gilfer: You are my oldest internet friends, and 3/4s of the reason I have stayed on YF for this duration. There is not much else to say. Everyone automatically correlates us within a few days of knowing us.
Xari and Jake: Our conversations, though deciduous, are still gratifying. I always enjoy speaking to you. I also appreciate that you can adjourn playing WoW for five seconds to respond to me (Xari). Jake needs to sign on more often.
Jehuty: I would love for you to come back to Staff, even if only as a Moderator. Your rule was exceptional in comparison. We should talk more.
Kamakazi: We speak on occasion. You are probably one of the only people I consider of equal status of YF. We need to chill out and eat the finest of fancy foods.
Crad: Finish that list, that I may revise. Also, thanks for being an awesome dude. I am not going up a mountain.
Daisuke, Seita, Whatah, Black Paladin, and Chaos_Blaze: Our dear, dear Admins. Daisuke is my favorite at the moment because he helps me out so much. Seita is next, but he needs to get on more to be my favorite. Whatah is pretty nice once you get to know him. BP is also a nice guy, but he likes to make fun of me to impress Acegik and (for some odd reason) Plav88. Chaos_Blaze...I guess you could say...is...evanescent.
Jin: We talk about Magic all the time now. You've always been pretty cool (except that time you were a douche***, but I forgive you). Recently, we have been having fun talking about Magic and I enjoy it. You're a cool guy, Aaron.
Rorschach: You little shit; you're in it now. I hope they throw away the key. You should have talked to me more often than you did, but no! You had to go your own way. Have you broken any homes up lately?
Blackwing - Boxxy the Queen: This guy recently returned to YF. Welcome back. <#
Ellipsis and Faust: You siblings are very amusing. Your chosen title for me, Vlad the Verbal Impaler, is equally amusing. I am glad to have met you both.
Kurono: Awesome current username, obviously. Serj should be #1 on that list. Sorry for making you a huge SOAD fan, but you have to admit they are awesome. You are probably the gatest mother****er in Florida.
Francesco: Contrary to apparent popular belief, you are the King of the Forum. Long live the king. Your hegemony shall be prodigious. Thank you for carrying on my legacy, protégé. Rule mercifully and provide me with new***s, that I may remain content and not kill everyone on the forum. You graduated new*** status in 2008 tbch honest imho opinion atm moment.
Harlow: You are but a conduit to me; a mere gateway drug to better drugs (;#). However, you make Francesco happy as ****, so you are pretty (& <-Francesco did this) awesome. I enjoy talking to you, too.
Chloe: Entre deux coeurs qui s'aiment, nul besoin de paroles.
SOFT MENTIONS
[more to be added upon request]
chaosmage
jeffisepic
TDS
Numel
Mind Game
Sargun
Sentinel
Furbs
Bowser
Dreamhax
Sir Temperance
Chocobo
Acegik
Timekeeper
Haxes
Narcotic
Dempt
New Lie Salad
YamiJoey
Lisianthus
Archangel
Twitter
Sayokyoku
Thoughtmage
Blackwingggys
Eddie Fenix
Nottu
Cyrus
Unchosen One
Killerfournia
Blitz
Val
Fryza
Toxic
Yoy
MDL
Tsunayoshi
Bherrell
Tammerz
Vincent
Pepsi
Zero
PackRat
Takeo
King Rabbit
Kaiser Wolf
Sorin Goldstein
If I forgot you, just tell me. If I dislike you, you are not mentioned because this is a happy occasion.
I have 5000 posts. I will keep this short and sweet.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
I have a peculiar vernacular coupled with a vast vocabulator and an arcane knowledge of the English language, which is used as a somewhat arbitrary, yet distinguishing, factor. Academically, I enjoy English and Literature in all its forms (save for a few abominations [See: Twilight]), but I also seek any form of knowledge. I also despise this generation's gradual descent into Orwellian newspeak. I hope the colloquial invalids one day realize their corruption and change their wicked ways for the collective good. I am invariably a Caucasian, middle-class male. My parents were normal, vanilla folks. I attended a public school, pulling high grades with ease and relative disinterest (I live in Georgia). I did not really "gel" with most of the other kids; I found them boring, and they found me to be two years younger. My contempt for the average person only grew with my age, but never seizing control like in some emo dipshit. When someone who could barely read became injured, I guffawed; when a stuck-up harlot became afflicted with a venereal disease, I smirked. I eventually learned to dismiss thoughts of negativity. I have tangible colleagues, but I do not like most of them enough to call them "friends." I much prefer the people online. If they annoy me, I can merely block and/or ignore them with little-to-no social ramifications. I have many allergies and medical problems, but I like to make the most of life. I enjoy music (most specifically the melodies and lyrics of Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, and System Of A Down) more than most things in life. I am also the chillest bastard this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Thank you for reading my poppycock.
MENTIONS
Vincent K, Flame Champion, and Gilfer: You are my oldest internet friends, and 3/4s of the reason I have stayed on YF for this duration. There is not much else to say. Everyone automatically correlates us within a few days of knowing us.
Xari and Jake: Our conversations, though deciduous, are still gratifying. I always enjoy speaking to you. I also appreciate that you can adjourn playing WoW for five seconds to respond to me (Xari). Jake needs to sign on more often.
Jehuty: I would love for you to come back to Staff, even if only as a Moderator. Your rule was exceptional in comparison. We should talk more.
Kamakazi: We speak on occasion. You are probably one of the only people I consider of equal status of YF. We need to chill out and eat the finest of fancy foods.
Crad: Finish that list, that I may revise. Also, thanks for being an awesome dude. I am not going up a mountain.
Daisuke, Seita, Whatah, Black Paladin, and Chaos_Blaze: Our dear, dear Admins. Daisuke is my favorite at the moment because he helps me out so much. Seita is next, but he needs to get on more to be my favorite. Whatah is pretty nice once you get to know him. BP is also a nice guy, but he likes to make fun of me to impress Acegik and (for some odd reason) Plav88. Chaos_Blaze...I guess you could say...is...evanescent.
Jin: We talk about Magic all the time now. You've always been pretty cool (except that time you were a douche***, but I forgive you). Recently, we have been having fun talking about Magic and I enjoy it. You're a cool guy, Aaron.
Rorschach: You little shit; you're in it now. I hope they throw away the key. You should have talked to me more often than you did, but no! You had to go your own way. Have you broken any homes up lately?
Blackwing - Boxxy the Queen: This guy recently returned to YF. Welcome back. <#
Ellipsis and Faust: You siblings are very amusing. Your chosen title for me, Vlad the Verbal Impaler, is equally amusing. I am glad to have met you both.
Kurono: Awesome current username, obviously. Serj should be #1 on that list. Sorry for making you a huge SOAD fan, but you have to admit they are awesome. You are probably the gatest mother****er in Florida.
Francesco: Contrary to apparent popular belief, you are the King of the Forum. Long live the king. Your hegemony shall be prodigious. Thank you for carrying on my legacy, protégé. Rule mercifully and provide me with new***s, that I may remain content and not kill everyone on the forum. You graduated new*** status in 2008 tbch honest imho opinion atm moment.
Harlow: You are but a conduit to me; a mere gateway drug to better drugs (;#). However, you make Francesco happy as ****, so you are pretty (& <-Francesco did this) awesome. I enjoy talking to you, too.
Chloe: Entre deux coeurs qui s'aiment, nul besoin de paroles.
SOFT MENTIONS
[more to be added upon request]
chaosmage
jeffisepic
TDS
Numel
Mind Game
Sargun
Sentinel
Furbs
Bowser
Dreamhax
Sir Temperance
Chocobo
Acegik
Timekeeper
Haxes
Narcotic
Dempt
New Lie Salad
YamiJoey
Lisianthus
Archangel
Sayokyoku
Thoughtmage
Blackwingggys
Eddie Fenix
Nottu
Cyrus
Unchosen One
Killerfournia
Blitz
Val
Fryza
Toxic
Yoy
MDL
Tsunayoshi
Bherrell
Tammerz
Vincent
Pepsi
Zero
PackRat
Takeo
King Rabbit
Kaiser Wolf
Sorin Goldstein
If I forgot you, just tell me. If I dislike you, you are not mentioned because this is a happy occasion.